America found time to skip the 24-hour cable news frenzy over the inauguration to spend money on mindless comedy this weekend. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is the number one movie at the box office, raking in $31.8 million, which begs the question, "Are security guards at your local mall this entertaining to watch?" The mall cops at my mall just stand around and give teenagers in baggy pants the stinkeye when they linger too long near the DVDs.
Support your local mall cop: Get yourself a Paul Blart: Mall Cop poster!
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